Condor

History
Due to a rare birth defect, Condor's bones were very brittle. Because of this he dressed in multiple layers of packing foam and bubble-wrap at all times. On one occasion he slipped down a very tall stairwell and broke nearly all of his bones. He spent the next two and a half days slipping between a state of feeble unconsciousness and the verge of death. This occurred so frequently that the lines of life and death began to blur. He is now both alive and dead and resides both in hell and on earth.

Quotes
I'm glad I'm not on the wiki...

Apparently my first message was "oh"

nvm this was my first message

"I've never used reddit"